Letters to the editor

DONKEY DAVID BECKHAM regretted taking turnips from Farmer Farewell's garden. Justice Barzoom was a kind, blind Raccoon who could keep a fair tune on a banjo, guitar or 'lele.

He called the Court into Session.

And declared with concession.

That the facts dealt with Psychology and the Sacred.

Farmer, while wringing his hat in his hands, declared that the Turnips were Sacred, they belonged to him and his Brother.

Poor David's attorney, a bloke from Kilkerny introduced a book by Smith with the surname of Adam.

"I will clearly establish by this book by lauded pundit, "The Wealth of Nations", that no one has a right to claim anything until he has thoroughly discussed the point from myriad different view points. I will heave in front of Your Honour Coon and Opposing Counsel such a tirade of words that you will find nothing but delight in the concluding thoughts of the Hindu truth."

Justice Barzoom, who dwelt in the lands of the doomed, gavel whacked and crooned, "Lay on Macduff, and dammed be him who first calls 'Hold, enough'".

Jack London said that you couldn't write even one decent paragraph worth reading until you had written 100,000 words of trash, so start writing trash.

Well, we, Tom Brown and Buck White, have already written a considerable quantity of Trash. Some of it actually organized into packets that have even been appreciated by respected Civil Engineers.

We don't feel we've reached 100,000 words yet so we will take up our pen here in the ASA blog and blabber bolder broadcasts with the hope that someone will see our neophyte condition and arrange a room for us at the Funny Farm.

Of course, any essay must begin with an illustrative story, and we presume to do just that.

Respected Guru Maharaj,

Please accept my humble obeisances.  All glories to Srila Prabhupad.

Reached Singapore safely and on the way to Mumbai, very excited to see you.

Harsh Prabhu said he would be coming to the airport to receive me, thanks a lot to him.

HARE KRISHNA.

yours servant,

Raktak Das

Hare Krsna Beloved Gurudeva

AGTSP

PAMHO

The last twitter that received from u was... on February 21st

Thank u for iur communication

Jaya  Rama

Ys cmdd

Por favor acepte mis reverencias ! 
Todas las glorias a Srila Prabhupada ! 
Querido Gurumaharaja: 
Muchas gracias por Su ejemplo de rendición a la vida espiritual. 
Estamos realizando cada día que Conciencia de Krsna es la mejor elección de vida que pudimos elegir. Oramos por sus bendiciones por favor. 

Gurumaharaja se nos ha informado que hay una urgencia en el Templo de Chosica. 
Parece que Productos  Naturales Govinda esta en quiebra y se esta solicitando en calidad de urgencia donativos para solventar los gastos de compra de bhoga y flores para las ofrendas diarias de las Deidades. 
En México estoy solicitando donativos a bienquerientes y admiradores de Sus Señorías Radha Madana Vihari y daremos en agradecimiento un DVD de las Deidades de la dirección de Óscar Naters. 

Solicitamos el permiso de NIOS para hacerlo en México y hacer llegar a algunos devotos peruanos que viven en USA para que ellos puedan obtener buenos donativos para la Deidad con este material con aprobación de NIOS.

Es posible? 

Por otro lado, Ud. Envió con Gopi Radha unas prendas y bolsos peruanos, muchas gracias. 
Podemos usarlos para obsequiar y animar a los devotos que dan donativos para la Deidad? De parte de Radha Madan Vihari y SS. Hanumatpresaka Swami. 
Esta bien? 

Disculpe las ofensas por favor. 
Muchas gracias. 

Su eterna aspirante a sirviente:
Asta Sakhi dd.