KDPC (wikipedia for Professor Samaresh) KRSNA, KRSNA, KRSNA HE!

5 years ago by Carlos Rold in Hot Topics

Hare Krishna dear Maharaja!

AGTSP AGTHPS PAMHO

I hope you are as better as is possible... what about your allergy?

HpS - ASA -- It is a great honor to hear from you. AGTSP!!! Our energy is good. Our disease/old age is progressing is balance. Allergy really dropped to 1% when we took more control of our diet and started more exercise. Still, yes, for one, few, days it was FUERTE!!

How is Rodrigo's family.

We are seeing our visit to their Kiosko.

I'm fine, but with a laryngitis due to a sudden change of temperature I suffered on Monday by night for one hour approx (I'm no longer anymore that indestructible young man of 20 years ago); anyway, maybe I never be fine at all in my whole ambits of life, you know, material world, kali yuga, karmic reactions... but Krishna is so good with me, He is so nice... also as you are... my life is going better and better since I met you...

HpS - ..and ours since we met you! Hope we travel together for a long distance more! Where are we going??

I'm writing just to let you know that I keep trying everyday with wikipedia. They are the most demanding people I have ever met in my whole life (even more than my ex wife!), so much so that it is easier for me to follow the 4 regulative principles than satisfice wikipedia requirements!

HpS - Very interesting. We have lost the handle on our notes of suggested changes by Dr. Samaresha. The birth date is wrong for one thing. When you finish it we will let him know who did it! You will be able to see Srila Prabhupada's Calcutta! He used to play football against Bhakti-svarupa Damodara Swami when they were both in University of Calcutta. They didn't know that for many years and one day they suddenly realized it: So you are the Manipuri Rocket!! Oh, and you are the Bengali Crocodile!!!

I had to ask for help to a closely friend, he is a hacker and works in a very important enterprise of data security, digital safing [security?], etc. I try to not spend the whole day in front of the screen, pc or mobile phone, just because I don't like it at all, but I have to do it anyway. So, this friend has helped me a lot, and he can do it because his work is precisely spend all day and all night in front of the screen handling the mouse and the keyboard. He has creating wiki accounts with different IP addresses, and wiki police discover us always, they are really the best. We were forced to do this because they never unblock my wiki account, and they blocked the first wiki account that my friend created to upload the biography. Later, we upload the new text that you revised, and they rejected again this time because we were using calificative adjectives, they only want neutral texts, so, I rewrited the text and eliminate every single calificative adjective, and they rejected it again wihout a precise reason, but saying that they not knowing us like wiki editors. So, my friend is editing another wiki texts and, besides, it seems like is because there are no references from the books and the information we say about Professor Samaresh. I have spend time searching on the web, and only found 2 Amazon links, but we cannot publish this links in wikipedia, they don't promote commercial stuffs. I found just one link I think will serve.

https://www.amazon.com/Pracyaprajnapradipa-Professor-Samaresh-Bandyopadhyay-Felicitation/dp/B00WJ4SAIO 

https://www.amazon.com/Thoughts-Synthesis-Science-Religion-Singh/dp/8190136909

http://www.bibangalore.org/uploads/1/4/4/3/14433808/sep-oct_2018.pdf


So, please, I need more time, and also more info and references, but they are not available in the web. I have realized that Professor Samaresh ir really a living legend, because he is very famous among the world of scholars of indology, but he is such a mystery into the internet world. This is personal to me now, wikipedia won't beat me, I just want to post the bio. For the meantime, we will do another new try uploading the spanish text and later an english new one that I wrote a few a hours ago.

Thank you very much for the opportunity you give me to try to do something for you.

HpS - AGTSP. Rest a little and I will try to get more more references. Please keep reminding me!

Your aspiring servant,

Carlos Rold

HpS-ASA --- Your aspiring servant. Are you going to move to a village and grow potatoes, corn and beans with devotees? Karuna virus go away, come again another day!

ISKCON Warp-World Nine

5 years ago by hps in Special Category B

Guy Gismo PhD (Doctor of Phallocracia) aka Uncle Gismo,

Is an Extra Terrestrial being from Warp World Nine (WW9).

He came to Earth some years back when his space ship crashed in the Pacific Ocean and Monkey and Piggy just happened to be passing by in their newly acquired sailboat, Allah's Bold Cruiser.

He immediately took command of the ship and crew and has been a dominating figure in the Anjana Suta Academy ever since.

He is ASA Science Officer, President of the ASA Civil Deadman's Club and Chairman of the ASA Supreme Undifferentiated Absolute Commando. The ultimate managing authority of the ASA.

=-=-=-=

He describes that his world, WW9, is a plane, and planet, [kind of like cigar and cigarette] just like this world . . . only different.

There is an ISKCON there.

=-=-=-=

He has observed that in The European Heaven:

  1. The British are the police,
  2. the Germans are the mechanics,
  3. the French are the lovers,
  4. the Italians are the cooks and
  5. the Swiss are the judges.

In The European Hell:

  • The Germans are the police,
  • the British are the cooks,
  • the Swiss are the lovers,
  • the French are the mechanics and
  • the Italians are the judges.

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Focusing on French poets he has heard with interest the phrases:

  • No man can sink so low that some dog or some women won't love him.
  • No one ever finished a poem (or Power-point Show?). They just stopped working on it.
  • Everyone should be allowed to talk to himself, as long as he proves to be amusing.
  • I would rather live as if there was a God and find out their isn't, than live as if there wasn't one and find out there is. (Camus<Pascal)

He also heard with great enlightenment that one time, in WW9, one ISKCON French Sannyasi had a fall down and married his Brahmacarini secretary.   Two new French Bhaktas in the B'cari Ashrama were talking about it, and one of them said , "Srila Prabhupada said that if a Sannyasis goes back to Grhastha Ashrama and gets married, it is like a dog eating his own vomit!!!!".  🤨

"... and the other French Brahmacari said, "Ahhhh, yes . . . but look at the quality of the vomit!" 💪💪👍

The first nodded and said with some contrition, "Ahhh, yes. It is a fact. It is a fact".

Gender and Kali-yuga-Karma

5 years ago by hps in Personal Sadhana Reports

Please accept my humble obeisance, all glories to Srila prabhupada! Gurumaharaja, I just got the Whatsapp texts from yesterday. I sincerely hope that reaching out this way is appropriate.

HpS - Most of the discussions should be carried on in the Blog, because 90% of the dialog is something that 20% of the readers also are asking. So, if we discuss it one time here then, 5-more people get their basic answer and don't have to ask the detailed questions.

Beyond that, please use a pseudonym and open an account where these questions can be answered without stupid public focus on any individual! O.K? We just can't answer 500-letters a month. Oooof.

I am not certain if I am acting in a way that is appropriate for second initiation. I am unsure of what Ashrama I should be in or how to behave in that Ashram to be acting on a Diksha platform.

Brahmacari seemed inappropriate as it required close association with men and I have this same gender attraction!

I tried to minimize it, but keeping distance from the men while also keeping appropriate Bramacari relationships with Matajis which left me with no association at all. 😀 😯

Grihasta is problematic because a.) my understanding is that marriage is not appropriate for same sex couples and b.) my understanding is that Grihasta ashram is for producing and raising Krishna Conscious children, which is not possible. There is not a clear, distinct Vanaprasta ashram that I have seen.

HpS - I would say that a) and b) are true. C) might be in the relation with Rama and Sugriva. They swore a vow of friendship, I think even with a fire-sacrifice, which is just as binding as marriage.

Vanaprastha has just become a formal Ashrama in ISKCON as far as I know.

When asked by a homosexually inclined disciple what to do, Srila Prabhupada recommended to get married immediately. The enquirer was confused, but Srila Prabhupada was fixed in his second letter. Maybe the idea is that wife knows husbands situation, and they adjust there internal and external disparities and have kids and love them and get them on a simpler path and feel satisfaction.

Ultimately, and we want ultimate satisfaction, not just playing solitaire to pass the time, we already have a gender in Goloka and we have to act in terms of our lover, Krsna, in terms of that. The rest is just some way to make the best use of a bad bargain and create a rather peaceful situation in this world.

I have several disciples who are more or less in this situation. Other Gurus do to.

Basic principle is chant 16-enthusiastic rounds/day, follow four reg strictly and then Krsna will give you intelligence from within and without and then you have to share that with others.

Are you doing that? Can you do that???

In short, I do not know if I am acting at a Diksha level and I do not know what stage of life I should be acting in.

HpS - Yes, first have to answer the above 16/4 question. As Sannyasis 90% of our solution will be on that level and.... tell you to look for other devotees who have come to that platform from your situation.

One devotee who is now ISKCON Guru, Sannyasis, GBC, asked Srila Prabhupada when we was a Brahmacari in New York, "Srila Prabhupada, I cannot stop thinking about illicit sex!".

Srila Prabhupada answered that, Yes, because of the birth you have taken, you will not be able to stop thinking about it, but if you chant Hare Krsna it will become a peripheral thing and even a motivation for purification.

Tom Brown and Buck White will now tell you a confidential secret: They think that H. P Swami is actually Chinese monk trapped in a white man's body.

We all have problems!!! We have to solve them individually and then KRSNA will tell Radha, "Hey, just see our s(he)it solved this new problem! No one has ever done that before!! What a cool Dude(tte)!"

[KDPC] Sankirtan with Hector, Morning Class...

5 years ago by anandamayadas in Special Category A

Hare Krsna Dear Gurudeva

Por favor acepta mis humildes reverencias

Todas las glorias a Srila Prabhupada!!!

Espero que siga recuperándose de su alergia de primavera, admiro mucho su esfuerzo y fortaleza para mantenerse a diario... Podemos ver eso a lo largo de los años y cada día en la asociación virtual que tenemos con Usted a través de GTM

Nosotros estamos, bien, aquí en la cueva en Chaclacayo, esperando que termine la cuarentena para ver si podemos viajar, como lo sugiere Usted en sus respuestas de nuestra última carta. Quizás podamos ir por el centro y el sur del Perú Ayacucho, Arequipa, Cusco, Puno. No puedo imaginarme, dejar el trabajo formal y depender completamente de Krsna, pero tenemos fe y también un poco de miedo, para ser sincero.

Dear Gurudeva.. hoy (Ekadasi) mataji Guru Govinda dio una hermosa clase por GTM, sobre el canto cinco del SB, fue muy instructivo y un poco espeluznante. Pero surgieron unas preguntas, espero no incomodarlo:

-        Si las personas bajas (Sudras – Ignorancia) aprenden en base al temor. Y algunas escrituras como los tama puranas inducen conocimiento a través del miedo, algunas secciones de la Biblia también. Este capítulo 26 del quinto canto del Srimad Bhagavatam tiene el mismo objetivo?

-        Considerando lo anterior ¿Es el Bhagavatam en si suficientemente poderoso como para purificar a una persona pecaminosa? ¿Porque ellos no deberían pasar del segundo canto? 

-        El Srimad Bhagavatam está destinado para la generalidad de la gente? O solo para paramahansas, como muchos creen? O quizás solo para la clase de personas inteligentes?

Por otro lado hablamos con Abhiram p. y me dijo que la reunión de Héctor Bejar con Usted está casi confirmada para la siguiente semana. Yo he tomado en serio lo que Usted le pone en el reporte de Abhirama acerca de que yo podría hablarle un poco de Bhisma a Héctor Bejar. Entonces estoy elaborando un PPT sobre la vida Bhismadeva, dedicado a Héctor Bejar. Quizás podamos hacer eso muchas veces con una audiencia de devotos, pero hablarle a una persona como Héctor Bejar que es un intelectual y líder social aquí en Perú, resulta ser muy intimidante... Le prometo hacer mi mejor esfuerzo, y enviárselo el viernes o sábado de esta semana.

Su aspirante a sirviente AmD.

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Hare Krsna Dear Gurudeva

Please accept my humble obeisances

All glories to Srila Prabhupada !!!

I hope you continue to recover from your spring allergy, I greatly admire your effort and strength to support yourself on a daily basis ... We can see that throughout the years and every day in the virtual partnership we have with you through GTM

We are, well, here in the cave in Chaclacayo, waiting for the quarantine to end to see if we can travel, like what you have in your responses to our last letter. Perhaps we can go through central and southern Peru Ayacucho, Arequipa, Cusco, Puno. I can't imagine leaving formal work and depending completely on Krsna, but we have faith and also a little fear, to be honest.

HpS - That is intelligent. Take it one step at a time. Don't go ahead with blind faith.

Dear Gurudeva .. today (Ekadasi) mataji Guru Govinda gave a beautiful class by GTM, on SB chant five, it was very instructive and a little creepy. But a few questions came up, I hope I don't bother you:

- If low people (Sudras - Ignorance) surrender based on fear. And some scriptures like tama puranas induce knowledge through fear, some sections of the Bible as well. Does this chapter 26 of the fifth chant of Srimad Bhagavatam have the same goal?

HpS - Thank you for KDPC, Joining FMP etc!! Excellent quetions. I don't know many intimate aspects of the Bhagavatam. It is identical with Krsna, so we learn more as we become more purified, advance our eternal service more. It could be. Even Third Canto describes celestial and infernal pleasure and pain.

- Considering the above, is the Bhagavatam itself powerful enough to purify a sinful person? Why don't they regularly pass the second canto?

HpS - SB 2.2.12 says to not go beyond Canto Two if we are still entangled in Gross Illicit Sex, no? From my experience, the Third Canto starts to be toooo heavy. We can't understand strong situations like Kunti Devi faced as Krsna's mercy, so we ask for more primary lessons. Fifth canto would be intense songs for very advanced people, like melting the gold to drive out the impurities, not just washing it with soap.

Yes, even a very sinful person, butcher... alligator... if they just give the service of staying in the same room as the class become purified. If they help the Bhagavatas in their preaching, they become purified to the level where they can derive benefit just from hearing.

- Is Srimad Bhagavatam intended for the generality of people? Or just for paramahansas, as many believe? Or maybe just for the class of smart people?

HpS - As described above it is for everyone as Kirtan, for the smart people as intellectual, and for the Paramahamsas who are looking for progress on the platform above the senses, mind and intelligence.

On the other hand we speak with Abhiram p. and he told me that Héctor Béjar's meeting with you is almost confirmed for next week. I took seriously what you put in Abhirama's report about what Hector Bejar might say a little about Bhisma. So I am preparing a PPT about Bhismadeva life, dedicated to Héctor Bejar. Maybe I can do that many times with an audience of devotees, but talking to a person like Héctor Béjar who is an intellectual and social leader here in Peru, turns out to be very intimidating ... I promise to do my best, and send it to him on Friday or Saturday of this week.

HpS - One thing I realized is that Hector is a social leader because he has the sincere attitude of being a social servant. He will not bother you with his arrogance. He will bother you with his sincere desire to learn from you.

"Everyone you meet will be more pious, more intelligent, more beautiful than you. The only thing you have to offer them are the words of your spiritual master", S. Bh. Siddhanta... and the perspective of your Spiritual Master.

Your aspiring servant AmD.

HpS - The same to you.

Krsna, Krsna, Krsna He Martes en español

Todas las glorias a Srila Prabhupada! 

Querido Gurumaharaja: 

Por favor acepte mis respetuosas reverencias. 

Hemos visto el programa de clases de los Martes y Viernes . Muchas gracias!

Estamos haciendo nuestra parte, con unos amigos nos reunimos para apoyarnos y entender las clases SB en inglés, parece que el inglés de prabhu Upendra los sábados es el mayor reto, prueba no superada : ) 

Seguiremos intentando. 

Muchas gracias por su gentil atención. 

Disculpe las ofensas por favor. 

Vuestra aspirante a sirviente

Asta Sakhi dd 

ASA -- 😐 !!





Unhappy Marriage (part three)

5 years ago by hps in Personal Sadhana Reports

"Esteemed HpS

Please accept our humble obeisances and let us offer all respects to Srila Prabhupada!

We said that our marriage situation has become so crazy that we have been thinking of suicide, but you pointed out that we have died many times and that has not solved the problem, that our actual situation is the result of how we died in our last life.

Ha. ha. ha 😅🙏🏻. So true 😅😅😅. _/\o_ due to your prayers and my parent's affection, feeling physically less ill. Very fortunate Krsna is providing me help and support to go through this period in so many ways 🙏🏻.

You all are my lifelines. Everyday am trying a bit more to tell Krsna, He is my only shelter, even though everything is crumbling, I show my insignificant effort to prevent it. May He give me shelter. Whatever He likes He may do with us, we are at His mercy.

Trying to maintain mood of servant whenever we can remember (conditionings). Much much easier said than done."

ASA - We have heard from SP, our seniors and experienced, and first verse of SB, that if we approach any problem with the attitude that I am the servant of all. Let me try to help my husband, even if he is converting into a Kamsa, then we will be happy.

"But just when I think it can't get worse it does. With regulation, sleeping hours, video-gaming, other girls..no end."

ASA - Your only enemy is The Witch!!!! She will use everyone, everything to test you. To try to purify you so that you will get back to work! Goloka!

We were created to do a unique task!

Now we are not really doing it. What can KRSNA do??! He is by nature a complete egoist! Only thinks of Himself and He wants us, demands us to come, back and help with today's playing!?

Why are we staring at that stupid Bahiranga flower out in the field?!!

Well it is a little fun! ... but enough is enough! Sooo... The Witch and the Evil One will come up with unlimited different ways to frustrate your plans to be happy here.

H A P P Y!!😻

Hare Krsna!!!! Next episode in the Soap Opera!!! ....