Hare Krsna, Prabhus,
Paoho. AGTSP. Prof. Guy Gismo, here (Uncle Gismo).
For all of you Bachelors reading, you can always offer Macaroni and Velveta cheese to your Lord Nrsmha deity.
Also, if you are eating while you are typing (well, low class, but it does happen) and you get honey on your computer keys and they stick. Then, usually you can pry them up from the side and they will pop off and then you can clean the key and then push the key back in place. We say usually but maybe it will wreck your computer.
That's Science, always and element of risk.