Jack and Bill crossed o'er the 'ill in Sunny Southern DWARKA [KA].
None of them could swim,
nor none of them could float
but they had a boat named Retriever 🚄
Swam! Bam? RAM!!?
On whose back they'd ride.
DANVILLE IN THE GLEN
The town's name was Danville because everyone gave charity by the handfill.
When it was break-fast every One gave pease porridge to your soul-fill (w/ a little orange pickle).
Pickle Dickle.
. . . .
Barely able to wipe their bowls clean and 🐻 Bear, Ape, Riot & Pig🐷 were hustled into a sloop bobbing at the dock with "Hurray. Hurray. Hurray. We have to catch the tide. This is all within the 'jurisdiction of DWARKA Dhama. Raise the Jig!'
...and intu the water they glid.
The BBT